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    Kalau Jiran Korang Begini???

    Seorang lelaki menghampiri rumah jirannya dan mengetuk pintu...
    Ketika wanita muda tuan rumah itu membuka pintu..lelaki itu bertanya...

    "Cik Puan... adakah cik puan pandai bermain seks?"

    Kerana terkejut... wanita muda itu menghempas pintu rumahnya dengan perasaan marah... Namun, lelaki itu tetap mengetuk pintu rumah tadi dan bertanyakan soalan yang sama. Kali ini wanita muda itu menjerit sekuat hati
    sambil mengusir jirannya yang tidak senonoh itu...

    Malamnya.. wanita itu telah menceritakan kejadian memalukan siang tadi kepada suaminya. Suaminya berjanji akan menunggu lelaki biadap itu keesokan harinya jikalau dia datang lagi.

    Ternyata benar... keesokan harinya lelaki yang sama datang lagi dan mengetuk pintu. Wanita itu segera membuka pintu sementara suaminya bersembunyi sambil memegang senapang...

    Lelaki itu terus bertanya..
    "Cik Puan... Cik Puan ni pandai tak main seks?"

    "Mestilah pandai.. kenapa encik bertanya soalan ini?"
    jawab wanita itu dengan berani...

    "Baguslah kalau pandai..." kata lelaki itu...
    "Kalau begitu.. puaskanlah suami cik puan dan beritahu dia supaya menjauhi isteri saya!!!"
    Ive tried so hard and get so far, in the end, its doesnt even matter!!!


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    KES 3X... SAPER NAK JAWAP TUH....

    please don't use the CAPSLOCK while posting or replying...
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    mesti pompuan tu ambik senapang, pastu tembak je laki dia kat belakang pintu tuhh...



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    Quote Originally Posted by joney View Post
    mesti pompuan tu ambik senapang, pastu tembak je laki dia kat belakang pintu tuhh...
    Hahaha...ganas tue bro sampai pakai senapang...aku rasa mahu melayang periuk belanga kat rumah dia..



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    bukan periuk belanga jer terbang, silap2 ada yg kena kerat cam kes lorena bobbit.. kuikuikui
    Ive tried so hard and get so far, in the end, its doesnt even matter!!!



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    siot jer...



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    kah kah kah... nanti pompuan tuh plak tanya balik... kat laki yg tanya dia tuh..

    " abang pandai main tak ? so puaskan lah isteri tuh... so laki dia tak ler nak gi panjat bini jiran dia lagi... " kos kes kih.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by alfatih View Post
    kah kah kah... nanti pompuan tuh plak tanya balik... kat laki yg tanya dia tuh..

    " abang pandai main tak ? so puaskan lah isteri tuh... so laki dia tak ler nak gi panjat bini jiran dia lagi... " kos kes kih.....
    betul la ko ckp... dia asyik tny pompuan 2, isteri dia 2 y xpuas ngan dia... hehehe
    Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.... Maaf Zahir & Batin

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    hahaha..
    lawak tul..
    ending cter cmner..
    misti istri plak acu senapang kt suami dier.



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    hehehe.. cam dah pernah baca kat koleksi citer lawak


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