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    Telur separuh masak

    Telur separuh masak


    Jojo dan Shasha membawa anak lelaki mereka yang berusia 6 tahun keklinik. Walaupun pada mulanya agak malu dan segan, akhirnya mereka membuka mulut juga menceritakan kebimbangan mereka tentang kemaluananak mereka yang agak kecil berbanding kanak-kanak lain yang sebayanya.

    Selepas melakukan pemeriksaan, doktor berkata, "beri makan telur
    separuh masak setiap pagi. Lama-lama besarlah tu."

    Besok pagi, apabila anak mereka hendak bersarapan, terkejutlah dia
    melihat ada 10 biji telur di meja makan.

    "Telur ni untuk saya ke mak?", tanya si anak.

    "Engkau makan satu saja. Yang lain tu untuk ayah kau", kata emaknya.
    ~~~ pErAtI ~~~


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    kahkahkah.....ayah dia punya lagi kecik..



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    kalo anak dia paham, malu besar tuh.. bertambah besar kemaluan bapak dia...



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    hahahaha...gila byk nk makan sampai 9 biji tu



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    mkn telur separuh masak dpt membesarkan bnda alah tu ker?
    'Destinasi Cinta Yang Ku Cari...Sebenarnya Terlalu Hampir...Hanya Kaburi Dengan Dosa Di dalam Hati...'



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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    mkn telur separuh masak dpt membesarkan bnda alah tu ker?
    moon sayang... ni adalah lawak je la... sbb tu thread ini bernama "jokes"....



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    Quote Originally Posted by joney View Post
    moon sayang... ni adalah lawak je la... sbb tu thread ini bernama "jokes"....
    hehehe... tak perasan la abg...
    alamak...malunyer...mane nak sorok muka ni...
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    hehehe..takkan nk besar benda tu, kang payah plak time pakai suar, nampak gelembung je..



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    Quote Originally Posted by ayam View Post
    hehehe..takkan nk besar benda tu, kang payah plak time pakai suar, nampak gelembung je..
    ko cakap mcm ade pengalaman je ayam... heheheheee



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    hehehe...common sense la beb...logik ke tgk gmbr mcm tu leh stim ?


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