Never Argue with a Child!

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school

for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,"Take
all you want. God is watching the apples."

*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even
though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The
little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to
heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

* The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just
think how

nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say,'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher. She's dead.