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    Jom bunuh setan

    Lawak Hari Ini- Jom Bunuh Setan

    seorang lelaki berusia lima puluhan baru sahaja kematian isteri akibat penyakit kronik.
    Jiran sekampung menawarkan beberapa
    perempuan untuk dijadikan isteri dan teman hidup
    barunya. Alasan mereka beliau perlu berkahwin semula
    memandangkan anak-anaknya sudah besar malah tinggal
    jauh di bandar dan tiada orang yang akan menjaga
    makan, minum, sakit, pening si duda itu.

    Setelah meminta tempoh dan berfikir sedalam-dalamnya
    dia pun bersetuju untuk berkahwin.

    Selepas memilih dari beberapa orang calon isteri yang
    ditawarkan oleh orang kampong maka dia pun berkahwin
    dengan seorang perempuan yang agak muda

    berusia dalam lingkungan dua puluh lima tahun. Selepas
    majlis pernikahan mereka pun hidup bersama seperti
    pengantin baru yang lain....

    Isteri barunya sering ke surau pada setiap petang
    Khamis mengikuti kuliah agama yang sering diadakan
    secara mingguan dengan pesyarah jemputan yang diundang
    khas mengajar agama di kampong tersebut. Suatu petang
    selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau dia
    menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah
    tersebut.

    "Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan
    isteri itu bersatu/bersetubuh kannn... abang kann...
    dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang betul
    maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama
    seperti membunuh 10 ekor syaitan".

    Kata si suami "ye kerr... tak apa malam ni malam
    Jumaat, masa yang sesuai untuk bunuh syaitan kann,
    betul tak sayanggg..." sambil ketawa.

    Si isteri hanya tersenyum panjang.

    Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata, "Banggg,
    jom kita bunuh syaitan bang...". Si suami tersenyum
    panjang.

    Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata lagi,
    "Banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan bang...".

    "Tak pe... tunggula malam nanti".

    Esoknya si isteri berkata lagi, "Banggg, jom kita
    bunuh syaitan banggg...". Si suami diam sambil
    mengangguk lemah.

    Esoknya si isteri berkata lagi, "Banggg, jom kita
    bunuh syaitan banggg... ".

    Si suami tiba-tiba marah dan berteriak ... "Ayang nie
    nak bunuh syaitan ke nak bunuh abang...!!!"
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    besnyer dpat isteri ske bnuh setannnnn..hahahaha...



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    Bukan nak bunuh syaitan.sebenarnya nak ajak buat s***.saja nak pusing taktik
    nak bunuh setan.



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    Ayat tapis nak ajak suami..... bernafsu sungguh isteri tu bunuh syaitan


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