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    Terkencing

    Ada seorang makcik ni berumur 40++. Dia naik bas ekspres dari KL ke
    Perlis. Tengah perjalanan dia nak berhajat kecil.
    'alamak! leceh betullah. Tadi masa berhenti tadi tak nak kencing.
    Adohh... malu pulak leh nak suruh drebar tu berenti' kata mak cik ni dalam
    hatinya.

    Makcik ni duduk belakang sekali. Lepas tu pulak org tak ramai.
    Maklumlah... hari isnin, orang kerja. Makcik ni pun balik sebab emergency.
    'macam mana nak buat ni'
    Mak cik ni ada idea. Dekat tingkap bas kan ada tingkap kecik. Lepas tu
    bas tu berlangsir.
    'alahh kencing je lah ikut tingkap ni'. Hajatnya lepas dengan
    jayanya...

    Lepas tu air tu terpercik sikit2 kat seorang Mat Motor. Mamat ni pun
    angin lah. 'kurang hajar!!!'

    Mamat ni pun beri arahan berhenti kat drebar bas. Then Mamat ni pun
    naik dalam bas dan menjerit.
    'sapa yg #@#@##@% &^ ludah kat luar tadi hahhh !!!!
    baik korang mengaku!!!'

    Makcik ni rasa bersalah dan nak minta maaf. Dia pun berdiri.
    'makcik ni apahal bangun!! duduk!!!'' jerit Mamat ni.
    'cepat!! ngakulah!!!' kata Mamat ni.

    Makcik ni bangun lagi. Dia kata 'sebenarnya nak...'
    Lepas tu terus dipotong percakapan makcik tu.

    'Makcik diam!', kata Mamat tu.
    'Saya tau orang yang ludah tu lelaki sebab saya nampak mulut dan misai dia!!' jerit Mamat ni.
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    kui3...gile gamble makcik tu...sian mat rempit tu kena tempias...
    "ketenangan ada di hati, x merasa kerna kau x mencari..."



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    Quote Originally Posted by xareen View Post
    kui3...gile gamble makcik tu...sian mat rempit tu kena tempias...
    xareen jgn wat mcm tu tau. sediakan tupperware atau botol masa naik bas kuikuikui
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    Quote Originally Posted by apect View Post
    xareen jgn wat mcm tu tau. sediakan tupperware atau botol masa naik bas kuikuikui
    kui3...xareen x wat gitu la, tahan je sampai jumpa toilet...makcik tu orang tua, memang kurang dah daya nak tahan...hehe...
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    kesimpulannya, yang pompuan sila kencing dulu sblm naik bas. kalo tak kang mat rempit nampak mulut yg bermisai tu kehkehkeh
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    hahahaha..lawak tul la..actually citer ni yang apect bawak ntah version yang mana tah..tapi still lawak..lawak misai makcik nih mmg dah kerap sangat kita baca..tapi...layannnnn



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    huhuhu....macm siot ajer cerita ko nie apect...ntah mcm mana gaya makcik tue lepaskan hajat lalu tingkap bas....



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    uish...tak terjangkau akal fikiran moon cmner cara makcik tu kencing...
    musykil btul...
    tapi pape pon kesian kat mat motor tu la...huahuahaua....
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    pelik kalau makcik tu kencing ikut tingkap user lain tak nampak ke ???



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    kekeke...makcik tu invisible kejap masa dia kencing tuh nec...


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