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    Malam Pertama

    Malam Pertama pasangan suami isteri yg masih teruna dan dara akhirnya bernikah. Masing-masing gugup ketika menghadapi malam pertama, namun tidak ada yang nak mengaku atau bertanya kepada pasangannya tentang apa yang perlu dibuat.

    Sebab bingung, si pengantin lelaki
    bertanya kepada ayahnya, "Papa, apa yang harus saya lakukan?"

    "Buka pakaian tanpa seurat benang dan naik ke tempat tidur," jawab ayahnya.
    Kemudian dia melakukan apa yang ayahnya suruh.

    Si pengantin perempuan terkejut setengah mati melihat kelakuan suaminya, dia kemudian bertanya kepada ibunya.

    maka, ibunya menjawab, "ikutlah seperti perbuatan suamimu," saran ibunya.

    Setelah berbaring beberapa lama, si pengantin lelaki keluar kamar dan bertanya lagi kepada ayahnya, "Apa lagi yang harus saya lakukan?"

    Dengan rasa yang agak bengang ayahnya pun jawab la "Lihatlah tubuh istrimu, Kemudian masukkan bagian tubuhmu yang paling keras ke tempat istrimu kencing!"

    Beberapa saat kemudian, giliran si pengantin perempuan bertanya kepada
    ibunya, "Apa yang harus saya lakukan ibu?"

    Ibunya kembali bertanya, "Apa yang sedang dilakukan suamimu?"

    Sambil mengeluh si pengantin perempuan berkata, "Dia sedang membenamkan kepalanya ke dalam toilet!"


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    la ni... ada lg ke org mcm tu....
    zaman dulu2 bolehlah diterima...
    tak masuk dek akal..



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    Quote Originally Posted by perati View Post
    la ni... ada lg ke org mcm tu....
    zaman dulu2 bolehlah diterima...
    tak masuk dek akal..
    ni kn lawak jer..mmg aa xmasuk di akal..



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    Quote Originally Posted by untouchable View Post
    ni kn lawak jer..mmg aa xmasuk di akal..
    rasa dh xde org yg tak tau mlm pertama nie. bdk darjah 6 pun tau kena rogol....
    maybe ulu kampung kot



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