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    Lawak yang harus kiter fikirkan

    kalau anda
    fikir anda masih islam...bacalah
    Kalau anda pikir anda masih islam
    bacalah...kalau
    tidak......Allah saja yang tahu...
    Message: Tolonglah ambil masa 2 minit untuk
    membaca
    ini....
    kalau lebih dua
    minit
    tu bukan membaca la tu..tapi mengeja.. ;-)


    Dengan Nama ALLAH yg Maha Pemurah lagi
    Maha
    Pengasih...


    Bayangkan benda ini berlaku pada anda..... Suatu
    hari pada masa
    Sembahyang jumaat yang di hadiri oleh lebih
    kurang
    1,000 jemaah...
    tiba-tiba masuk dua orang lelaki yang menutupi
    seluruh tubuhnyer dgn
    pakaian hitam.. tak nampak apa cuma dua biji
    mata and
    membawa mesin
    gun... lalu salah seorang lelaki tu bertempik "
    "Sesiapa yang sanggup
    MATI
    kerana ALLAH sila berdiri di tempat kamu"
    Selepas
    mendengar amaran
    lelaki
    itu maka segeralah bertempiaran lari para
    jemaah
    itu
    utk
    menyelamatkan
    diri.... daripada jumlah yang 1,000 tadi tu hanya
    tinggal lebih
    kurang
    20 orang sahaja yang masih berdiri di tempat
    masing-masing termasuk
    Pak
    Iman tu... Lelaki yang bertempik tadi segera
    membuka
    tutup mukanya
    lalu
    melihat ke arah Pak Imam sambil berkata: "Ok
    Pak
    Iman, saya dah
    halau
    SEMUA yang hipokrit, sekarang bolehlah Pak
    Iman
    mulakan sembahyang
    Jumaat".... Lalu kedua lelaki tersebut berpaling
    dan
    meninggalkan
    jemaah.... Macammana.. adakah anda rasa lawak
    dgn
    cerita di atas.
    selain
    terhibur anda fikirlahlah. ..


    " Lawak kan , dari 1,000 org yg mengaku dia
    Islam hanya
    20 yg
    betul-betul
    beriman... "


    " Lawakkan berapa banyak manusia yang mudah
    lupakan
    ALLAH bila
    menghadapi bahaya... kedua lelaki hanya
    membawa
    mesin-gun.. dia tak
    kata
    pun
    nak bunuh.. tapi generasi skrang.. amat lemah..
    baru
    kena ugut
    terus
    lari
    lintang pukang.. lupa yg dia tak sembahyang
    jumaat
    lagi..."


    "Lawak, ada juga yang agamanya cuma
    seminggu sahaja..
    tu pun bila time
    sembahyang jumaat.. tunjuk muka kat org
    kampung.. ada
    tu lagi dashyat
    setahun 2 kali aje.. bile time sembahyang raya..."


    "Lawakkan, ramai orang percaya kepada gosip
    dan apa
    yang di tulis
    oleh surat khabar daripada apa yang tercatit
    dsalam
    al Quran"


    "Lawak kan , berapa ramai yg percaya dunia
    hanya
    sementara, akhirat
    adalah
    tempat yang kekal, tapi berlumba-lumba
    mengejar dunia"


    "Lawak, kita boleh bersembang dgn boyfriend
    atau
    girlfriend
    berejam-rejam
    tapi nak berdoa kepada ALLAh alahai.. tak cukup
    masa..


    Dan lebih lawak lagi, bila kita boleh post banyak
    thread atau email
    yang berunsur lawak jenaka dan lucah kesemua
    tempat
    tapi merasa berat
    nak berkongsi dan nak hantar artikel2
    yang
    berunsur
    agama


    Lawak kan ???/ Kenapa gelak/ tu kan realiti.. tapi
    yg
    paling lawak
    sekali.. berapa orang yang lepas baca benda ni
    akan
    sampaikan kat
    orang
    lain... berapa orang yang akan buka email ni
    untuk
    luangkan masa
    membaca? berapa banyak????
    wallahuaallam


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    Memang lawak dan memang itu la realitinya dunia sekarang. Kalau pasal agama, takut, tapi terlalu taksub kepada pemimpin. Yg aku maksudkan ialah kumpulan ajaran sesat ni.Sebesar2 Arqam,Ayah Pin dan sekecik2 ajaran sesat. Sanggup bermatian pulak tu. Pelik.

    Komen aku pasal lawak tadi pula, dari segi hukum, tak sah sembahyang jumaat tu kalau continue dgn 20 orang sebab tak cukup 40 pemastautin berjemaah.
    Last edited by joney; 04-05-2007 at 01:10 AM.



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    banyakkan lg menuntut ilmu akhirat.......



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    betul2.... nie cumer lawak yang perlu difikirkan



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    lama dah aku baca citer ni. tapi tak ingat bile. masa skolah kot. tp memang sesuatu yang ptt difikirkan
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    sapa yg makan cili dia yg terasa pedas...kalo anggap setiap lawak kat atas sbg cili,mau bertahun-tahun kebas mulut aku...
    berfikir secara nyata,bertindak secara bijak,terima dengan redha




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    perbanyakkan lagi artikel2 yang memberi pengajaran dan kesedaran camni..



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    aku ni tergolong x dalam 20 orang tuuu...mintak dikuatkan iman...amin....



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    bukan nak kata ape la...mana nak cari 20 org jemaah lg utk cukup kan syarat sah solat jumaat....

    yg lari tu semua, kebanyakan baru nak berjinak2 dgn Islam / istiqomah jadi baik / baru lepas taubat, Iman nipis lagi...tp dah kena serbu mcm tu... betul ke cara tu?

    ape crite yg 20 org yg tggl tu...diorg xleh nak buat solat Jumaat,...dan yg dtg serbu tu plak berpaling dan blah...nmpk sgt nak pecah belah kan ummah

    betul ke cara tu?...aku dah dpt lama email camni...dan dah tegur jugak...

    bukan nak tunjuk bagus atau marah...tp jalan kan tanggung jawap utk menegur....harap selidik sikit dulu b4 post...

    yang bagus2 semua datang dr ALLAH...yg buruk/*****/huduh semua dari diri aku sendiri....



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    Quote Originally Posted by kayrollz View Post
    bukan nak kata ape la...mana nak cari 20 org jemaah lg utk cukup kan syarat sah solat jumaat....

    yg lari tu semua, kebanyakan baru nak berjinak2 dgn Islam / istiqomah jadi baik / baru lepas taubat, Iman nipis lagi...tp dah kena serbu mcm tu... betul ke cara tu?

    ape crite yg 20 org yg tggl tu...diorg xleh nak buat solat Jumaat,...dan yg dtg serbu tu plak berpaling dan blah...nmpk sgt nak pecah belah kan ummah

    betul ke cara tu?...aku dah dpt lama email camni...dan dah tegur jugak...

    bukan nak tunjuk bagus atau marah...tp jalan kan tanggung jawap utk menegur....harap selidik sikit dulu b4 post...

    yang bagus2 semua datang dr ALLAH...yg buruk/*****/huduh semua dari diri aku sendiri....
    emm,da btul jua pe yg bro ckap
    tp drp crita tuh..
    m'beri kita(umat Islam skrng) lbih menghargai dan memahami erti sebenar Islam
    maaf kalo da slap,tlng btulkn


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