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    akad nikah

    Disebuah majlis akad nikah, pengantin lelaki bernama Hassan (budak jaga lembu - bukan nama sebenar) :

    Kadi : Hassan...
    Pengantin Lelaki : Saya ustaz...
    Kadi : Dengar baik2 ya Hassan... ."Aku nikahkan akan dikau dengan si Polan binti Polan dengan mas kahwinnya RM 80 tunaiii"
    Pengantin Lelaki : "Aku terima nikahnyaa si Polan binti si Polan dengan mas kahwinnya RM 80 tunaiiii"
    Kadi : Sah ? (ditanya kpd saksi pertama)
    Saksi Pertama : Sah
    Kadi : Sah ? (ditanya kpd saksi kedua)
    Saksi Kedua : Sah
    Kadi : Sah ? (ditanya kpd saksi ketiga)
    Saksi Ketiga : Errrr... .lontaran suara awak tidak jelas... saya tak dengar apa yg awak cakap... .pitching berterabur ke laut..jiwa awak kosong... takde feel... . low note tak sampai, high note awak takde kawalan.. sepatutnya ditahan..falseto lemah...
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    saksi tu dah kena demam tu



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    lafaz nikah

    cakap pasal nikah ni. Kat kampung saya di kelate lafaznya mudah je. tak payah sebut nama pengantin. contohnya, saya terima nikahnya dengan mas kawin tersebutnya.

    Abang ipar saya orng kelate tapi keje kat Kl. dia training lafaz sebut nama tp bila time nikah tok iman tak nak sebut nama pengantin. PANIK... mgkn 6 kali lafaz Baju basah dimandikan peluh. . itu le training lain praktik lain.


    saya mgkn nikah tahun ni dgn orng melaka. nak mintak pandangan orang melaka. macam mana lafaznya.



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    ade oghe melake tak dale ni?
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    kawe buke oghe melako..
    wooohh..sedap lah demo nikoh deh...
    mogo berbahgio selaluuu..



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    mungkin kah ini saksi ke 3? hihi



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    setiap negeri lain2 cara lafaz ker?hmmm...xtahu plak moon.hehehe...
    'Destinasi Cinta Yang Ku Cari...Sebenarnya Terlalu Hampir...Hanya Kaburi Dengan Dosa Di dalam Hati...'



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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    setiap negeri lain2 cara lafaz ker?hmmm...xtahu plak moon.hehehe...
    mmg la moon.. lain padang, lain la plak belalangnye... tak gitu?



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    Quote Originally Posted by joney View Post
    mmg la moon.. lain padang, lain la plak belalangnye... tak gitu?
    hehe...gitu2...
    'Destinasi Cinta Yang Ku Cari...Sebenarnya Terlalu Hampir...Hanya Kaburi Dengan Dosa Di dalam Hati...'


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