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    NASI LEMAK KG BARU - PENGAJARAN UNTUK SEMUA .........

    Email ini dikirimkan oleh seorang hamba Allah & saksi kejadian .....

    Mengisahkan berkenaan seorang peniaga Nasi Lemak di Kampong Baru, kedai

    makannya sungguh laku dan pelanggan setiap hari memenuhi kedainya untuk

    mendapatkan nasi lemak setiap hari. Menurut beliau, resepi sambal keluarga

    turun-temurun merupakan strategi utama menyebabkan nasi lemak beliau laris.

    Tanpa pengetahuan orang ramai, rupa-rupanya "resepi rahsia" yang

    dimaksudkan itu ialah bangkai ular yang digunakan sebagai pelaris untuk

    menyedapkan nasi lemak beliau. Bangkai ular berkenaan diwapkan didalam

    periuk nasi lemaknya menggantikan daun pandan. Setelah lama mengaut

    keuntungan hasil menipu orang ramai, Kak Kiah (nama betulnya perlu dirahsiakan) bercadang untuk menunaikan umrah di Mekah menggunakan hasil perniagaan beliau.

    Pada malam sebelum beliau bertolak ke Jeddah, anak sulongnya menyatakan

    bahawa ibunya meraung-raung kepanasan walhal malam itu hujan

    renyai-renyai diluar. Setelah tidak tahu untuk berbuat apa-apa, maka

    beliau memanggil orang kampung termasuklah saya (penulis) ke rumah untuk

    membantu. Kalau nak diikutkan pengalaman saya, hanyalah sedikit sahaja

    dalam ilmu perubatan ini.

    Saya sampai kira-kira jam 10.30 malam, ketika itu hujan renyai masih belum

    berhenti di sambut pula dengan raungan Kak Kiah yang semakin kuat.Saya

    selawat tiga kali sebelum melangkah masuk ke rumah 2 tingkat Lorong Raja

    Muda itu dan memberi salam. Jiran-jiran sudah ramai menunggu didalam.

    Kak Kiah berada ditengah dengan 6 orang lelaki memegang tangan dan kaki

    beliau. Saya mengambil tempat dikepalanya dan melihat badannya

    berpeluh-peluh manakala kulitnya seperti hendak menggelupas. Saya meminta

    air masak, sebiji telur, santan kelapa dan ikan bilis daripada anak

    lelakinya. Ianya tidak menjadi masalah kerana merupakan bahan yang

    digunakan seharian. Saya gelekkan telur pada permukaan dahinya, raungan

    Kak Kiah semakin kuat dan nyatanya beliau sungguh marah sungguh terkejut

    saya apabila beliau menjelirkan lidahnya lalu terkeluar lidah yang

    bercabang seperti ular. Tanpa membuang masa saya menaburkan ikan bilis ke

    atas badannya lalu dicurahkan dengan air masak, rontaan Kak Kiah semakin

    kuat, kulitnya mengelupas dan bersisik lagi busuk. Lalu saya minta anak

    lelakinya mencurahkan santan ke badannya, Kak Kiah menjerit kuat dan meronta-ronta.

    Pada ketika itu seluruh badannya mengeluarkan asap, begitu juga daripada

    bawah tilamnya. Bau yang busuk tadi telah berganti bau wangi umpama lemak

    yang datang daripada bawah tilam. Saya arahkan jiran-jiran mengangkat tilam berkenaan.

    Alangkah terkejutnya saya apabila mendapati dibawah tilam beliau, penuh

    dengan ........................




    Nasi Lemak


    Heh...Heh...Heh...Jangan mare ...... Dah! Cerita ni tipu jer ........Pergi buat keje tu haa ...apo ... nak makan gaji buto ko ?????


    *p/s : Janganlah mare! Haku pun terkene daaaaa ..... "Siut betul! bukan main srius aku baca cerita ni,

    hampeh!!" From Ham_Spears heheh hehe!!!!


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    aku pun penah kena dulu..tapi mmg best kan...



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    tak pasal2 aku terkena



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    Quote Originally Posted by fonso View Post
    tak pasal2 aku terkena
    ko kena ape beb?



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    Quote Originally Posted by fonso View Post
    tak pasal2 aku terkena
    terkena nasi lemak ayam dara...



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    ceh...beria je concentrate baca...tipu rupanye..
    "ketenangan ada di hati, x merasa kerna kau x mencari..."



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    kurang asam btul...punya la baca bgai nak rak...
    tipah tertipu lagi....
    'Destinasi Cinta Yang Ku Cari...Sebenarnya Terlalu Hampir...Hanya Kaburi Dengan Dosa Di dalam Hati...'



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    baru nak pk isi2 penting untuk direplykan...rupanya...isk..isk..isk....
    berfikir secara nyata,bertindak secara bijak,terima dengan redha




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    aku ingatkan betul2, cam real jer bla mula baca....



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    baru je nk copy paste kan kat mmber aku yg suka bebenor mkn nasi lemak kat ctu nasib baik kalo tak haruuu.. mau muntah mmber aku tu.


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