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    Malam Jumaat....

    Malam itu malam Jumaat. Kassim ingin beristirahat awal bersama isterinya, dia fikir dia akan dapat banyak ganjaran jika berbuat begini. Ganjaran paling nyata ialah hakikat dia kini sudah mempunyai lapan orang anak: empat daripada mereka masih kecil lagi. Yang bongsu masih lagi menyusu.

    "Malam ini kita tidur awal. Malam jumaat" kata Kasim pada Ani, isterinnya yang sedang menyusu anak bongsu mereka.

    "Tak boleh bang... Sebab anak-anak kita masih belum tidur, nanti saya tidurkan mereka dulu"

    "Baiklah awak uruskan mereka... Abang akan ke bilik sebelah membaca Al-quran" balas Kassim, sambil ke bilik air mengambil wudhuk, setelah mendapat"BISMILLAH HIRROHMAN NIRROHIM"

    "Bang!! Anak dah tidur" Terkejut Kassim mendengar suara Ani yang membawa khabar baik kepadanya dalam jangka masa yang begitu singkat.

    " SODAQALLAHUL AZEEM "

    Tu lah dahsyat nya malam Jumaat......


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    wakkakaa....anak dah tido..ade pojet le tu....hehehehe
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    ishh, die nak ajak bini die semayang hajat sesama tu. ape aaa chomel ni. pikir mende2 bulu jek
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    erk..chomel kata wat pojet..tp xkata pojet ape??ooooo apect pkir pojet bulu2 erk....hahhahaa
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    projek cukur bulu ke? agaknya ani tu dah lama tak shave tu
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    sunatt wooooooooooooooo mlm jumaat



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    sunat means pahala free... hahah tggu apa lagi.. cayok!



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    haha yg tk kawin jgn nak memandai ler.. hehehe kalo tak kawin bukan pahala free dah, dapat dosa free jer.. :-b



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    sebab itu la baik berkawin cepat elakan maksiat hmmm kalau dah suak sama suka bawak berbincang dengan family pompuan dan laki laki masuk minag,lepas tu toronn la 24 jam huh!! kalau betul dah cinta tak yah simpan lama lama kalau ikhlas bawak la berbincang masuk minang (mlm jumaat hari yang paling istimewa untuk pasangan yang berkawin) kalau bukan kawin huh tempat dosa laaa weiii

    ---kekawan oitt kawin la cepatt elakkan maksiat nikmat bersama isteri lagi best dari nikmat sebelum kawin..caya la kata kata ku ini wahai kekawan ku...


    ===maafkan aku kalau ada yang terasa aku cuma meluahkan===


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