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dialog seorang driver dengan boss nye...

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  • dialog seorang driver dengan boss nye...

    Seorang pemandu yang mempunyai boss orang putih dari
    Amerika sedang memandu sambil bersembang dengan
    bossnya...

    Driver: "Easy, easy come to my house.. If you come.. I
    cut chicken village for you"

    (Senang-senang datanglah ke rumah saya, kalau awak
    datang saya sembeleh ayam kampung utk awak).

    Tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut
    menyebabkan dia menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu
    tersebut pun meminta maaf dengan boss nya...

    Driver: "Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I
    check the wheel no flower again."

    (Maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya
    cek tayar tak ada bunganya lagi)

    Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan
    pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut
    menghalangnya, sambil berkata...

    Driver: "Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if
    not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager
    moneys, he is stupid don't play! Let he taste."

    (Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo
    tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia
    memang ***** bukan main... biar dia rasa)

    Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja. Lusa bila dia
    masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:

    Boss: "Why didn't you come to work yesterday?"

    Driver: "I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my
    body taste like enter the wind."

    (maaf boss, badan saya tak sedap, badan saya rasanya
    macam masuk angin)

    Ceria-ceria selalu...








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    terrer gile BI tu...

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